Should I be flattered or offended?
Posted by johnnie
How’s about this for a could-be-taken-two-ways sort of statement, from one of my friends the other day?
“I really want to meet your fiancee. Any woman who’d agree to marry you must be very special.”

Well, she is very special. But you are much, much specialer.
Gawd bless you, sir.
And it’s true, I am. I need extra special attention at all times.