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Johnnie's weird infatuations number 2458

Posted by Johnnie Fri, 14 Mar 2008 20:38:00 GMT

Kristen Schaal. On the Daily Show. What a wonderful day this has turned out to be.

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Ethical Warcraft - update

Posted by johnnie Mon, 12 Mar 2007 13:58:00 GMT

Three days later. 10,000 views and counting.

This is going quite well.

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Ethical Warcraft

Posted by johnnie Fri, 09 Mar 2007 17:58:00 GMT

Over at Strange Company, we’ve just officially launched our Fair Game project – a series of promotional ads for Fair Trade made using machinima. Go watch them all at the Fair Game website – and if you like it, digg us.

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Forget Borat - Boris is king

Posted by johnnie Mon, 06 Nov 2006 14:02:00 GMT

Mop-headed Tory loon and bumbling Scouse-baiter Boris Johnson now has a video podcast. This, surely, is exactly what the Great Internet was invented for?

Boris for Prime Minister! We can make it happen!

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Quote of the week

Posted by johnnie Fri, 15 Sep 2006 10:29:00 GMT

A couple of choice quotes from today’s Metro:

“Airforce One is nice. I thought about that as I was taking off my belt and shoes at Heathrow this morning. “

Al Gore

“[I am] profoundly ashamed [of the government]. [Blair] has dishonoured the UK, undermined the UN and international law and helped to make the world a more dangerous place … [New Labour is] arrogant, lacking in principal and incompetent.”

Clare Short

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Why I hate George W Bush (part 1145 in a series of ... well, lots more)

Posted by johnnie Wed, 06 Sep 2006 14:27:00 GMT

Bush has just made a speech in which he compared Osama Bin Laden to Hitler.

How dare he?

Here’s a choice quote

“In the 1920s a failed Austrian painter published a book in which he explained his intention to build an Aryan superstate in Germany and take revenge on Europe and eradicate the Jews – The world ignored Hitler’s words and paid a terrible price”

I can list a few reasons why Bin Laden is nothing at all like Hitler without even stopping to think.
  1. Hitler was ruling a country. When the Nazis attacked, Germany attacked.
  2. It’s never been proved that Bin Laden has actually ever done anything.
  3. Much as Bush may wish otherwise, America can’t declare war on a solitary bearded lunatic in a cave. They’ve declared war on the great nation of Terrorism (just south of Bagdad, where all the evil brown people come from).
  4. Hitler started it.
  5. Most of the attrocities of the second world war were committed by the other side.
  6. WWII had a genuine coallition of allied countries. Bush has America and Tony Blair.
In having the nerve to make this comparision – in actually attempting to style himself as a reluctant but determined defender of freedom fighting an evil maniac dictator who threatened the future of everyone on the planet – Bush is pissing on the graves of everyone (on both sides of the conflict) who gave their lives during World War II. It’s an insult to those who died, and to those who survived. Read more...

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Bush-dubbing

Posted by johnnie Sat, 19 Aug 2006 13:17:00 GMT

Nice to see perenial Fringe favourite John Oliver on The Daily Show.

“Bush’s genius as a foreign policy expert is his ability to envision a kind of fecal blueprint for peace.”

Cut to footage of Bush talking to Blair. Dubbed over : I mean, all this stuff in the Middle East. They just have to get their shit together and sort all that shit out.

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