Are you eating protection?
Posted by Johnnie
Suggestion for the Peperami marketing people: you have a product which consists of a long, cylindrical, extremely phallic stick of pink meat. You may find your sales increase if you do not package this product in a wrapper which looks, feels and (most importantly) unwraps exactly like a condom. You may also want to consider an alternative to the rather condom-like plastic wrapping that surrounds every peparami, and which one has to unroll in a condom-like fashion in order to slip the meaty goodness into one’s mouth.
Is it just me, or is it hot in here?